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Danny Dyer is to present a new show for Made For Men TV (SKY Channel 144). The Show named "Britain's 'ardest toddlers" is to be shown early next year. Dyer said that the show will feature some 'right 'ard nuts'...

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Sean Connery actually died in the making of Goldfinger and was replaced by an unknown Welsh man. We've found out that this man was and IS called David Snorbitzen Jones. On learning of our discovery the imposter fled the country for the Greek Islands!

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Cliff Richard has solved the Middle East conflict! Cliff, 98, brought the conflicting sides together for a sing-a-long session that included hits such as 'summer holiday', 'devil woman' and 'wired for sound'. Hamas and the Israeli Government said the conflict had nearly been resolved in 1996 when both sides saw Cliff peform an impromto rendition of summer holiday at Wimbledon which they described as 'heart warming'. But it took a live Cliff performance over13 years later to finally end the bloodshed.

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Dale Winton has revealed he is a homosexual. The star of 'The Wall' and 'Supermarket Sweep' said that 'it was getting too difficult' to hide the truth from the public and his family and friends. Winton, 42, known for his tough guy persona said 'the truth had to come out sooner or later'.

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Dame Edna Everage is really a man dressed as a woman! Sources who wish to remain anonymous revealed that in fact the 'woman' is really an Australian fella named Barry Humphries. After some journalistic investigation we can confirm this shocking information... Strewth!!!